1. dontneedfeminism:




    Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

    All of these are oh so painfully true.

    I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

    Price tag: “2 for $3”
    Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”

    (Source: cady94, via wielderofthekeyblade)

  2. cordyceps-queen:




    All dogs share the same basic digestive system despite the range of physical variations (and attitudes) across different breeds. Every dog is designed to eat a raw animal-based diet, from the Chihuahua to the Great Dane. Breed-specific dog food brands are simply a marketing gimmick aimed at playing on the pet owner’s emotions, and their desire to feed their pet the best possible diet.

    I don’t think that dogs need an animal-based diet. If done right they can be vegan and not contribute to the murdering of innocent animals. We’ve adapted and domesticated them enough to do so. They’ve evolved to live without meat just like us.

    200% incorrect. Vegan diets are carbohydrate-based. Carbohydrates are inflammatory, feed cancer (glucose), contribute to periodontal disease (leading to systemic organ failure, eg heart), cause insulin spikes leading to a multitude of other issues in the long-term (thyroid, liver, diabetes, heart disease) and also cause pancreatic problems due to extreme stress on the pancreas (secreting heavy loads of carb enzymes over a long period of time). The low moisture content coupled with high plant protein may also cause renal failure in the long term. The preservatives used may also be linked to cancer (BHA, BHT etc), and these diets also skew the omega3/6 ratio, causing further inflammation (linked to cancer again). They cause urine alkalinity leading to urinary problems such as crystals, blockages and UTI’s.

    Brief into to dog anatomy/physiology:

    - Stomach PH: Their highly acidic stomach is designed for eliminating harmful bacteria and breaking down bone into a gel-like substance. Humans have a much more alkaline stomach acid which is why we would struggle to digest raw bone.

    -Digestive Enzymes: Higher level of proteases to break down animal protein. High bile load to help push through bacteria.

    -Dental Anatomy: Sharp pointed teeth designed for ripping and tearing flesh and bones.Dogs do not chew their food as we do, they are wired to swallow chunks quickly as a basic survival instinct.

    -Jaws: Dogs also have strong jaws that physically cannot move sideways (like your own can). This sideways grinding action is a feature that allows pre-digestion of plant material. Again, dogs rip off chunks and swallow them whole.

    -Lack of Salivary Amylase: Omnivores have this for pre-digestion of carbohydrates. Dogs and cats do not. The canine pancreas secretes amylase as a backup, however this does not mean they should be fed a high carbohydrate diet every day for a lifetime. Processed food (incl vegan) is 40-70% carbohydrate.

    -Lysozyme: Instead of amylase, dogs have lysozyme in their saliva which is an antibacterial. This may be useful for destroying any harmful bacteria in carrion/rotten food/feces, as well as wound cleaning.

    -Gut length: The canine gut is short in length which is because flesh must be pushed through quickly. It does not need to sit and ferment, as this could allow bacteria to multiply to harmful levels. Note that plant eating animals have a long digestive tract and even multiple stomach chambers in order for plant material to be slowly broken down by the necessary enzymes.

    -Nutrient profiles. Dogs have 0% biological requirement for carbohydrates. They gain every single essential nutrient from a prey based diet such as Whole Prey/Prey Model. Vegan diets are full of processed lab-made vitamins and minerals. Many vitamin pre-mixes are made in china and shipped to the country of manufacture.

    All in all, dogs will survive on a high carbohydrate diet but it will cause systemic effects eventually. Similar to smoking, a junk food diet affects every dog differently and some may be affected more severely than others, and in different time spans. You can also expect high vet fees in the form of dental cleanings, dental surgeries and various health problem later on in life.

    It is not recommended that you feed your pet the equivalent of a big mac for the entirety of its life. This is essentially what kibble and vegan diets are. Evolution has changed the appearance and even the behaviour of your dog, but their digestive system is still geared towards meat. Basically, you are paying money to have a company slowly kill your pet from the inside out.

    0/10, Not Recommended.


    (via spazii)


  3. monobeartheater:



    “I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

    She is not happy.” 

    I’ve given up trying to make them normal.


    ok and now there’s another one


    i didnt know the beatles could become so many words

    (via tenebralepus)

  4. bowfly:








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  5. funnybro:

    when someone who is usually really sweet and forgiving gets pushed too far and snaps


    oh look. it’s me.

    (Source: budweiner, via ryuko-hime)

  6. morphia-writes:





    Wait a minute…

    I have been laughing at this for hours now…

    So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

    There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

    Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

    So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

    Good job Internet.

    Thank you for this!

    Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

    (Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via sosungalittleclodofclay)

  7. crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    (via rattlecat)

  9. hopeissuffering:





    if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

    ^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

    Step one: step two: 

    Y’all need Jesus. 

    or even more easy way?

    step 1

    (via great-bay)

  10. itsprecioustime:

    Girlydorf in my minisketchbook! My tablet’s away for repairs :’(

    reblog every time I see this for emphasis.

    (via dracoto)

  11. transmission-dream:

    I was supposed to finish this a month ago haha

    Animation done in photoshop ^^

    (via shingeki-no-triforce)

  12. nikaalexandra:

    apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

    (via h0russ)